college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag
awwww-cute:

Samoyed pup and orange kitten- best friends!

awwww-cute:

Samoyed pup and orange kitten- best friends!

posted 5 hours ago + 39,629 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag

intelligentairhead:

Okay but Teddy Lupin performing a one-man show of all the shit that happened to his godfather in school

take a moment and picture this kid switching from red hair to blond to mock himself for being a Weasley three seconds before he changes to Harry to tell himself to stuff it

Imagine the wonder that is the Teddy Lupin one man theatre club

posted 5 hours ago + 4,671 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag

jaclcfrost:

i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night

  • the ghost of i fucked up
  • the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
  • and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
posted 6 hours ago + 187,359 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag

high-zen-burg:

this is for all the girls who are big girls that don’t have a skinnier middle than their butt and thighs 

the ones whos bellies hang over their underwear

who’s waist size is thicker than their shoulders, butt, or anywhere else on their bodies

who’s boobs are bigger than their butts, they have curvy lumps on their backs, muffin tops, chicken legs, thick arms and smaller bodies, no boobs, no butt, all middle, whatever.

you’re loved too. don’t forget that.

posted 6 hours ago + 42,769 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag
edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

edwardspoonhands:

maggieoletamaedeever:

fishingboatproceeds:

edwardspoonhands:

Holy. Crap. I just found an email argument between me and some random internet person about evolution and creationism. Apparently I thought this was important enough to print out and save for TWENTY YEARS!!!

Cannot tell you how many times I’ve been on the phone with Hank and it’s clear he isn’t listening and then I say you’re not listening and then he says, “Hold on someone on the Internet is wrong about something.”

You just got reblogged and commented on by John Green! Be honored !

He’s…he’s my brother…

posted 6 hours ago + 23,135 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag

mydogsnokes:

There are some automatic toilets that need 2 chill the fuck out

posted 6 hours ago + 257,059 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
posted 6 hours ago + 111,309 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag
smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah

smoshbuscusdawson:

Phantom of the Opurrah

posted 6 hours ago + 134,617 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag
Parent: what does a cow say?
Baby: "moo!"
Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
Baby: "baah!"
Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"
posted 6 hours ago + 130,055 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag
my “I partied too hard last night” look

#honestlyimjusttoolazytotakeoffmymakeup #selfie

my “I partied too hard last night” look

#honestlyimjusttoolazytotakeoffmymakeup #selfie

posted 6 hours ago + 8 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag

liquorinthefront:

Lea Delaria, photography by Sophy Holland

posted 6 hours ago + 2,339 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag
posted 6 hours ago + 271,261 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag

sarakobus:

Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍

posted 6 hours ago + 217,555 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag
skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland


Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

skies-ofskaia:

trydain:

camwyn:

lostinhistory:

prinnyemperor:

gigaguess:

You fucked up you seriously fucked up.

actual photo of maryland

image

Rise of the Crustaceans.

Category 0.5 kaiju.

CRAB BATTLE

Category 0.5 Kaiju

posted 6 hours ago + 157,636 notes
college
for more details, check of my /tagged/college tag
toke-the-smoke:

Date night

toke-the-smoke:

Date night

posted 7 hours ago + 236,621 notes